Tuesday, September 25, 2007

update...

There has been need for an update for a while...I;ve been asked by several people "dude why haven't you updated your blog." To answer all your questions, it's that absolutley nothing happens here. What about the weekend you say? Well last weekend I did jack shit because i was sick, so friday hung out with some people and watched t.v. Then saturday, as sad as this is, my and roomates and i all stayed in and watched tv. nothing was going on...at all... Anyways, the weekend before, this might be of some amusement, I had arrived back to my room around 1:30. I entered my room, and it was dark, all lights out. I was somewhat inebriated as I arrived, and walked over to my desk. Tehre on my chair was a Dominos pizza box. Why are people such assholes, leaving pizza boxes on my chair. So i throw the box off the chair, and sit down. this i would find out later would cause me great anger the next day. Then 10 minutes later, this girl who is annoying as all hell and thinks she is the shit, comes into my room, wasted, yakking about her pizza and what i did with it. I said I found an empty box on my chair and pointed to the box. She then went on to accuse me of eating her pizza. I close and locked my door on her so i didn't have to hear her bitching. yet she continuied screaming at me through the door for a good 20 minutes. i wake up the next day, and take my time getting up, and then put on my pants from the previous evening because i was too lazy to get a pair out to walk half a block to get food. to my dismay, my friends point out I have a giant pizza stain on my pants... I walk into the work room and find slices of pizza on my chair, and the ground. now why the fuck would someone put pizza underneath a pizza box. the girl whos pizza this was found out and came to my room and demanded me to pay her because i ruined her pizza. this was the biggest bullshit iv ever heard in my life, i politley told her to go awya, and sure enough she left me alone. how can people be so damn stupid. that was probably the most exciting thing thats happened all month...

4 comments:

Chuck Steak said...

"how can people be so damn stupid."

you sat on a pizza and didn't realize it

chrisutd07 said...

karl fucking pilkington.

Harry said...

hahahah

pizza butt

James Rodrigues said...

OH GOD

THE CORDUROYS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!