Monster Man

I usually think that most movies these days suck, and are just awful. I really didn't know the menaing of awful until i saw the movie Monster Man yesterday. One of my friends picked it up thinking it would be one of those so bad its good movies. no, it was just plain horrible, even while I was somewhat inebriated which usually makes things better. The plot: this guy who used to be the highschool nerd who had a crush on the highschool slut and did all her homework for her is driving up to her wedding. (the actor is the guy who played the nerd in not another teen movie) of course on his way up, a man pops up from the backseat and jokingly chokes him with a cell phone. this guy turns out to be his fat loser friend, and the guy who plays him is horrible, seems like he was trying to do an imitation of jack black the whole movie, a horrible one at that. so his friend is always talking bout getting laid and shit, and early in the movie a monster truck starts stalking them and following them everywhere. they then pull into a bar where the nerd gets milk and the friend makes fun of everyone in the bar. The brilliance of the script is demonstrated with this well written line which the fat guy says about some of the people watching monster truck on tv: "If a vehicle could take Viagra, a monster truck is what it would look like. I mean those giant tires make the truck look like it's got blue balls! " for some reason everyone in the bar is an amputee....makes no sense. so they continue on their journey and we find out the guy driving this shitty monster truck is some gross lookin guy who stalks the nerd in a bathroom at a gas station. later the two friends pick up some hot girl whos hitchiking and they compete for her. they then stop at a motel where the nerd and hitchhiking girl get it on. for some reason while their doing it, the girl starts saying yoda quotes...i was really confused.. then shortly after their done, they hear screaming, the friends that is and run outside. a man is being chased by the monster truck outside of the motel but only the friends hear it, and they hide behind some little hill as they witnness this man get his legs run over by the truck, then his head squished, which i seriously thought looked lik a pumpkin exploding. basically we all had had enough of the movie at this point and turned it off. it was just awful. dont see it. for more of the amazing script here are more quotes from the fat guy, you don't need to know the context to understand how bad the script is- "I feel like we just played Drop The Soap with Godzilla, man!" "I'm a corpse burrito, dude!" "I'm the kind of guy who puts the "ick" in "dick".